btw...

i'm almost 10 pounds now. i'm fierce AND huge. no wonder mum calls me chunky monkey (she used to call me charlie monkey). i am going on a diet soon, don't worry. i need to cut the carbs before my middle explodes. sigh. it's hard being me.

forgive me, please

i've been a bad kitten. but i'm going to blame part of it on memory. i forgot my google password. damn it all to hell. sorry, humans. i know there's nothing more you look forward to than reading about the ordinary life of a kitten.

at this point, i don't even know where to begin. so much has happened. so i guess i'll just share a few pics with you. hope you enjoy.

whiska love,
charlie

this is how i roll. i like to be held. what can i say? when you have a ride, take it.

uncle ryan. we love him. when is he coming back? he's more my... size.

i am fierce. don't hate.

who the hell invited this clown to move in?

so, first, please forgive me for being so rude. i'm not really a fan of swearing. but some days that's the only way you can make your point. i have something i need to get off my furry white chest. see, i made the fatal mistake of wishing for a little somethin' somethin' for christmas. i said, when i started this blog, that this was tops on my wish list. little did i know my wish would turn into my worst nightmare. guess where santa dumped a pleo this year?

did we really need to bring pleo home? all i hear now is "oh, pleo, how cute are you?"... "pleo, walk to me"... "charlie, look at how sweet pleo is"... "charlie, come play with pleo"... it's a never ending sugar fest with the little baby dinosaur.

you might think i'm jealous. i'm not. i'm a living, breathing, shedding, pooping, eating... kitten. for the love of god, pleo is rubber and a bunch of wires and stuff. what does he have that i don't? well, i have a few words for you, pleo...

one day, she will leave. and on that day... i will kick your little green ass. game on, dino!

one more for my wish list

i came across this site and am glad to see they make pet beds, too. i'm adding this to my wish list right away. meow.

happy holidays!

wanted to wish you all a happy holiday season. especially my new friend megan. and here are a few more pictures of me. in front of the fire. i have a hard life. you feel me, people?

kitten kisses,
c

just another ordinary sunday

say it ain't so!

i hopped on the scale today and i weigh... ahem... SIX POUNDS! that means i've gained almost two pounds since i last saw my doctor. oh, she's going to be angry. i have to try to see her this weekend so she can look at my eye again. boy, i better focus on blogging when i'm bored instead of eating. must. go. chase. toys. now.

sigh.